Smile ... Just Smile

[lovely_dina]

The child comes home from

his first day at school

Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"ََََQ

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."Q

عاد الطفل من اول يوم دراسي له
سألته والدته عما تعلمه هذا اليوم؟
اخبرها بأنه لم يتعلم شيئا كافيا ولهذا فهو مضطر للذهاب مرة اخرى غدا





The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"Q


"None," answered little Norman.Q

"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic.Q

"Teacher, " you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!Q


سألت معلمة تلاميذ الصف الثاني قائلة:
افترض أن هناك دستة من الخراف
قفز سته منهم من فوق السور
كم عدد ما يتبقى؟

اجاب نومان : لا شيء
المعلمة : لا شيء . . انت لا تعرف شيئا عن الحساب
نورمان : بل انتِ لا تعرفي شيئا عن الخراف
عندما تذهب واحدة . . . تذهب الجميع




Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Q


Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Q

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Q

Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow

!!!

المعلم : لماذا تأخرت يا جوزيف ؟
جوزيف : بس علامة على الطريق
المعلم : ما علاقة العلامة وتأخرك عن المدرسة ؟
جوزيف : العلامة تقول
مدرسة امامك . . سر بطء

[spy4me]

hahahahaha nice from you,thats funny, thank you for the jokes dina

[أميرة العرب]

hhhhhhhhhhh

[اناناسة]

thanks Dina

[sarouna22]

hahahahaha

very funny thanks

[Lady_gaga]

so funny lol

[أمال2008]

thanks sis.......

[sousouprof]

thank you for the jokes dina

[miss.rayane]

hhhhhhh sooo funny thxx a lot 4 the jokes sis

[نريمان2011]

Tnaks it is rally funny jocks .great job

[nannasoft]

verry funny . keep up

[تسنيم منة البارئ]

soooooooo funny hhhhhh
especially the last one
thanx a lot dear dina

[abdodaidi21]

it's funny

[GINNA]

very funny thank you