clever messages

[missoum]

How can you miss me if I don't go away?


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I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.


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Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.



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Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?



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I'm not here right now and I regret to say that due to unforseen circumstances, later has been cancelled.


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Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.


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You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.


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I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.



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The statement below is True.

The statement above is False.

Which statement is correct?


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Since history never stops, when does the future begin?


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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.


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What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?


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The early bird may get the worm, but the late rising worm lives.


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A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Think about it!


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Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...
And 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?


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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?


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When people say "Expect the unexpected," doesn't that mean the unexpected is expected?


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Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?


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Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo?


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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?


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If psychics know the winning lottery numbers why are they still working?


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To the crazy man, the normal person is insane.


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If repetition is the key to learning, and repetition is a sign of stupidity, does that make learning stupid?


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If you try to fail but you succeed, which have you done?


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Why is abbreviation such a long word?


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[amoula m.l.a]

hey misssoum...i really don't knw what to say..i can't find words...
all of them r fantastic. i liked this one & i wanna try to answer...u said how can u miss me if i don't go away? am gonna answer...well...if u love a person (from ur falmily..ur friends any one) & u love him so much & he receprocate the same ,both of u gonna miss each other in every second of the day...for me i have persons i love them so much we miss each other always...imagine that this person whom u love gonna go away!!owwwww so bad..
some of ur words make me ask many questions & that's why i liked them...it's really entertaining hhhhhhhhh
hope 2 c u more....god bless u..keep going on...don't give up bro
ur sis moula ....

[nagham1986]

thaaaaaaank
all the sms are great

[bila00b]

thank you so much that is really clever