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2009-11-28, 04:52 | رقم المشاركة : 1 | ||||
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How can you miss me if I don't go away? [/CENTER]
***** I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait. ***** Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. ***** Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? **** I'm not here right now and I regret to say that due to unforseen circumstances, later has been cancelled. **** Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored. **** You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. **** I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing. **** The statement below is True. The statement above is False. Which statement is correct? **** Since history never stops, when does the future begin? **** In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. **** What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? **** The early bird may get the worm, but the late rising worm lives. **** A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Think about it! **** Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow... And 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow? **** If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? **** When people say "Expect the unexpected," doesn't that mean the unexpected is expected? **** Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"? **** Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo? **** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation? **** If psychics know the winning lottery numbers why are they still working? **** To the crazy man, the normal person is insane. **** If repetition is the key to learning, and repetition is a sign of stupidity, does that make learning stupid? **** If you try to fail but you succeed, which have you done? **** Why is abbreviation such a long word? **** I hope u like em
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2009-11-28, 12:06 | رقم المشاركة : 2 | |||
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hey misssoum...i really don't knw what to say..i can't find words... |
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2009-11-28, 16:29 | رقم المشاركة : 3 | |||
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thaaaaaaank |
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2009-11-28, 17:25 | رقم المشاركة : 4 | |||
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thank you so much that is really clever |
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