Horoscope .........Read it but don't believe

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Aries (21 Mars- 20 April)
Nothing is going well for you :x .your life is miserable . No new love . Many problems at work . Lucky numbers : 1, 11, 111, 1111, 11111

Taurus (21 April - 20 May)
Be careful with your health . Don't eat stawberries this week , but if you have to , eat them with cream *Hi . Lucky numbers : 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0

Gemini (21 May - 21 June)
Face your problems with a smile . you have to smile all the week , day and night . And when you go to bed , find a way to keep on smiling :wink: . No lucky numbers

Cancer (22 june - 22 july )
you are too confident of your self *hh and this is bad . Act sometimes as if you are silly and stupid ops: . Lucky numbers : 12,11,22,

Leo ( 23 july - 23 August)
Don't be hestant , especially in love matters . Say what you feel to your beloved one even if she /he slaps you on the face *hhh . Lucky numbers : 0,00,000,0000,00000

Virgo (24 August - 22 September)
It will be a very bad week for you . you will lose your job , you will be kicked out from home and you will go to jail *واو . But fortunately , you will meet very nice people there . No lucky numbers .


Libra (23September - 23 October)
Be very very careful this week . In fact , you should be very careful all this month . You might even have to be careful the whole year . WHY ? We don't know . No lucky numbers .

Scorpio ( 24 October - 22 November )
Your wife is cheating on you *24 . She is not telling you the truth about the prices of dresses she is buying . So, treat her the same and don't tell her about your mistress *ممم . Only one lucky number : 45632349087765409

Sagittarius(23 November - 21 December)
You are the luckiest of them all this week *hay . You will win the first prize in lottery . It will be about half a million Dollars . Please send us some money *plz . Your lucky number of course , is 500,000 $

Capricorn ( 22 Desember - 20 January )
Your TV set will be broken on the same day of the soccer game your local team will play . But don't worry . your team will win the game *ball . the result will be 3-1. Your lucky number 3-1

Aquarius (21 January - 19 February )
You will meet a girl /boy that you will love at first glance *قلب . you will love her/him so much that you will die out of love . we'll be at the funeral :lol: . No need for lucky numbers .

Pisces (20 February - 20 March )
Violence is not good *boxing . Be as peaceful as you can , even if your face gets broken and you are taken to a hospital . Your lucky number wil be the same of the ambulance