British Jokes

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What is the longest word in the English?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
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What kind of fishes can not swim ?
The died ones.

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Great Writer:

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!
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Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
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Q:What country is always new?
A:New Zealand
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Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: a maybe.
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