Laugh and the class laughs with you.
But you get detention alone !!
Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon
Student: The brain is a wonder full thing
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
TEACHER : What shape is the world in?
Pupil : Rotten !
TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !
TEACHER :What's you name ?
Class : Ravi
TEACHER : You should say "Sir"
Pupil : OK, Sir Ravi !
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2010-06-03, 17:27
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