____ Jokes _______

[DôRsàfe]

In the name of Allah the merciful the compassionate

Hi everyOne .. .. Enjoy these beautiful, really funny Jokes about studying ... Don't forget the replies ..



1_ Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”


2_ A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”


3_Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”


4_Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”



5_ Teacher: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”
Winnie: “Me.”


6_ Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”








i hope that you will like them

[الميستر حشيشة]

LOL, I salute the first guy
Nice jokes right there, really funny
keep up the good work
Cheers

[DôRsàfe]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة الميستر حشيشة

LOL, I salute the first guy
Nice jokes right there, really funny
keep up the good work
Cheers

Hhhhh yes The first student have the right ... Thank Youùùù

[الميستر حشيشة]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة DôRsàfe ♥

Hhhhh yes The first student have the right ... Thank Youùùù

The pleasure is all mine sister

[toulay]

So funny

I have another joke:a man went to see his doctor and said:"doctor,doctor why people keep ignoring me?" The doctor replied:"next please"

[DôRsàfe]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة toulay

So funny

I have another joke:a man went to see his doctor and said:"doctor,doctor why people keep ignoring me?" The doctor replied:"next please"

Yes hhh i like it .... Thank You ..

[Bouchra mimi]

Hello Dorsafe , how r u?

Really nice n funny jokes I liked them

Thanks for ur effort

Keep it going, May Allah bless u

[DôRsàfe]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Bouchra mimi

Hello Dorsafe , how r u?

Really nice n funny jokes I liked them

Thanks for ur effort

Keep it going, May Allah bless u

Hi .. Good what about You ? i hope that you are okay ...
Thank you ... this is My JOb

Thnx

[islam kourteli]

good job !! LoL
and George was awesome about earth

[DôRsàfe]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة islam kourteli

good job !! LoL
and George was awesome about earth

Thnak you brother .... .. hhhhh yes He have the right

[نارينا]

Funny jokes

I deeply laughed .....
Thank you so much dear

[DôRsàfe]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة نارينا

Funny jokes

I deeply laughed .....
Thank you so much dear

You're welcOme

[whoseen]

nice to make people smile ..thank u sister

[DôRsàfe]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة whoseen

nice to make people smile ..thank u sister

this is a kind of my job .. thank you so much

[whoseen]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة dôrsàfe ♥

this is a kind of my job .. thank you so much

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