Don't wonder Why Teachers go Crazy

[hadjer]

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.


MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?


JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!


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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we

didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry

tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father

didn't punish him?"

LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.



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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;


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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher






thanks for reading & hope that you like the topic

[joseph]

hehehe,good stuff here
that's true

[moonlight]

hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thak's a lot
i'm dieing here

[ام امين]

يعطيك الصحة

[المجبري]

salam alikom
good jokes , thnx alot

[نخلة]

very good i liked them a lot

[lalla]

Thank sister

[cute_angel]

lol very nice

I liked this one

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O

[cherif]

thankyou hadjer
so funny ....i liked the last one
wich is almost true
we'r waiting for more.....
thanks again

[setifienne]

[[align=center]size=6]hahahaha[/size][/align]
[align=center]oh my God!!! i can see now why all teachers are getting mad !![/align]
[[align=center]size=6]very funny sister,i really like it [/size][/align]

[صاحبة السمو الفكري]

....poor teachers..this why i dont want to be teacher at all
i think i need to not be crazy .

[tarek100]

thanks
tareek

[CRB]

[B]THANX A LOT BUT BE CAREFUL
كاد المعلم أن يكون رسول[/B]ا

[ben65]

Thanks A Lot Very Funny شر البلية ما يضحك