British Jokes

[MeBaReK28]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh XD
thank u

[Karim-Rap-4-Life]

hahahahahahahahaahahahaha
I liked them they're so funny it gave me a long laugh that took my brath especially joke number 1 and 3 the great writer hahahahahah oh my goodness

[yasmine.br]

lOoOol very funny .... But not like the algerian's ones

[yasmine.br]

lOoOol funny .... but not like the Algerian's ones xD

Peace

[_nassima_]

nice , i laughed , thank u

[_nassima_]

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.

The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "Are we over the border yet?"

[_nassima_]

_Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives_