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English for Fun Have fun with jokes, riddles and games... |
في حال وجود أي مواضيع أو ردود
مُخالفة من قبل الأعضاء، يُرجى الإبلاغ عنها فورًا باستخدام أيقونة
( تقرير عن مشاركة سيئة )، و الموجودة أسفل كل مشاركة .
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![]() here are some jokes enjoy and tell me your feelings
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. "Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "Wrong number," replied the girl .................................................. ........................................ Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher .................................................. ...................................... A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday ............................................................... ...................... A: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter? B: I think you are pretty ugly. NOTE: pretty ugly = very ugly .................................................. ......... A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday Note: DO NOT LEAVE WITHOUT A COMMENT."
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![]() LMFAO LOOOOOL |
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![]() A: I have the perfect son. |
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![]() that was sooooooooooooooooooo funny |
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![]() what can I say very funny jokes |
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![]() hhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's verry funny good job i loved those jokes !!!!!!!!! |
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![]() A: I have the perfect son. |
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![]() loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooll |
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![]() hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cool nd funny thnks a lot |
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![]() i have |
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![]() thanks |
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![]() thinxx for you it's very funy |
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![]() thank u ..................................... |
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