Words of Wisdom
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1i.I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.i
2i.Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.i
3i.If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?i
4i.I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.i
5i.The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.i
i6.If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.i
7i.I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy
for the rest of your life.i
8i.No one ever says "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.i
9i.I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.i