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Hi everyOne .. .. Enjoy these beautiful, really funny Jokes about studying ... Don't forget the replies ..



1_ Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”


2_ A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”


3_Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”


4_Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”



5_ Teacher: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”
Winnie: “Me.”


6_ Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”








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