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British Jokes
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What is the longest word in the English? "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters! ----------------- What kind of fishes can not swim ? The died ones. -------------------- Great Writer: There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. -------------------------- TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O! --------------------------- Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet! ------------------ Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3. ------------------ Q:What country is always new? A:New Zealand ------------------------------ Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind? A: a maybe. -------------- **** *** *
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