Very funny jokes

[@R@R]

peace be upon u i hope all of u are ok today i have really funny jokes for u iam sure u will like themthe first one is about a beautiful girl was a college student...once this girl comes late to class the teacher said: why are u late?the girl saidne boy was following me the teacher:so what? the girl: that boy was walking very slow. the second one: teacher to student: kid your essay on my dog is exactly the same as your brother essay did u copy from him? student: no,teacher it is about the same dog! the third one it is dangerous: son: dad, how much does it cost to get married? father: i have never calculated iam still paying for it and the fourth one dad:son what do u want for your birthday? son: not much dad just a radio with a sport`s car around it! the fifth one man to his friend:my wife is too goood she can talk on any subject for hours friend:ahhh!my wife is better she does noteven need a subject to talk about the last one teacher to student:make a sentence in which one word is repeated 2 times student:if Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara finally i hope that i have draw a smile on everyone face

[@R@R]

i just wanna make at least one person laughs it seems like everyone is in a bad mood...............................mmm but that is ok

[NOOR.LIGHT]

thanks for these funny jokes
you did it i am still smiling now thank you again
****all the best wishes****

[@R@R]

with my pleasure my dear and iam happy cause i make u laughing may allah bless u thanx for the nice comment

[taha madani]

thanks you really make me laugh



you are the best

[ilina 07]

these jokes are so funny ..thank you a lot

[Glee]

the best ONE was this one "dad:son what do u want for your birthday? son: not much dad just a radio with a sport`s car around it!" LOOOOOM SOO GOOD thnxxxx

[abdou.wwe]

thanks brother the jokes was funny

[mira27]

Thanks