funny jokes about the wife and the hasband

[YAHIA MAAMERI]

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no


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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one

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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't
married yet

[YAHIA MAAMERI]

hi friends where's your comments

[الجزائري47]

thanks buddy very funny espesially the first

[YAHIA MAAMERI]

thanks so much
hanny