Some Selected TWEETS from Twitter

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Some Selected Tweets from twitter that I thought you may LIKE



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Hey, can I borrow a pencil?" *Thinking* Hmm, Which pencil dont I need back?




Grandma moment; "WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STARING AT ME LIKE THAT?!" Grandma please, it's your reflection in the mirror!


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"ddfmbdz" 'File name already exists.' "WHAT THE HECK?"


That mini heart attack you have when your lose your phone and its on silent.


The awkward moment you flush the toilet in the middle of the night and it’s the loudest sound in all the universe.


There's a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray it's not a train


Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna KILL- Ahhhhh damn! She's under a blanket.


Harry Potter: 1090739 Words. 3363 Pages. 199 Chapters. 8 Movies. 7 Books. 1 Story.


I hate it when strangers say "I dont bite" Yeah, cuz the first thing I think when I meet somebody is"Holy s**t, this b**h is gonna bite me"


Saying," OH YEAH I REMEMBER " when you really dont


"Dad, I'm hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I'm DAD." "Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I'm Dad

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Don't take out your frustration on people that are there for you. No one should be punished for being your friend


The best people in this world are the ones that can give without remembering and receive without forgetting


I refuse to take even a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch on TV


The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your weakness and still thinks you're completely amazing


I remember your face, and I even remember what we talked about, but what the hell was your name?!


Make no mistake about it, always smile. Even if you're hurting, Show the world you're too strong to let it bring you down


Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you won’t do anything with it.


To create more positive results in your life, replace 'if only' with 'next time'