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Hello
and Welcome
I'll try to bring in here some great jokes
Here is the FirstOne:
A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!". The husband excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?" She says, "Pack'em all, you're leaving!"


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here is another one :

- Johnny, If you had 5$ and you asked your father for 3$ more, how many dollars would you have?
- I would have five dollars...
- You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny...
- You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch...