Amazing definitions

[Dreamday]

school: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of eithe"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Father: A banker provided by nature