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- A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said: "Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" "Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one’’ . - A : What is the longest word in the English ********? B : Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters! - Teacher : Jane please point to America on the map.
Jane : This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class:Jane did . - A : Doctor ,will J be abel to play the piano after the .operation ?
B: Yes, of course. A ; Great ! J never could befor !. - Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it - One says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first one says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" - A man inserted an 'ad 'in the classifids : "wife wanted". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine" - Q: Why is the letter "T" like an island ?. A :Bacause it is in the middele of wter. - Q: What way are the letter "A" and "noon" alike?
A: Both of them are in the middle of the "day". - Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student : it is the past tense. - A : Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? B : She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. - A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
- What is the quikest way to publish a rumour ? tell a woman .