۩˙·٠• true defenitions ۩˙·٠•

[amel nina]

School: A place where father pays and Son plays

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Father : A banker provided by nature

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes

Atomic Bomb : An invention to end all inventions

Philosopher : A fool who Speaks about Everything, yet he doesn't know anything