Funniest jokes ever

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1st joke:
A: look at that person who has short hair and wearing blue jeans, is it a boy or a girl?
B: she is a girl and she is my daughter.
A: are you her father?!
B: no, I'm her mother (￣ー￣)
2nd joke:
Daughter: mom , the teacher punished me for something I didn't do!
Mom: what?! I'll talk to her tomorrow , by the way , what you didnt do?
Daughter: my homework (^｡^)
3rd joke:
A: do u know how to swim?
B: no
A: shame on u the dog is better than u
B: and u , do u know how to swim
A: yea!
A: so u and the dog are the same
4th joke:
Teacher: listen student if you gave to Anna two chocolates and to Amy one chocolate and to Suzy three chocolates , what do u get?
Student: I'll have three girlfriends (⌒▽⌒)
I hope u like them I still have more I presented them as sketch in my oral expression module and she gave me 15/20