.Teacher vs. Students

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Teacher vs. Students
مدرسة مشاغبين في أمريكا.

Children are QUICK

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.i
MARIA: Here it is.i
TEACHER: Correct.Now class, who discovered America ?i
CLASS: Maria.i
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TEACHER: John,why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?i
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.i
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TEACHER: Glenn,how do you spell 'crocodile?'i
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'i
TEACHER: No,that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong,but you asked me how I spell it.i
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TEACHER: Donald,what is the chemical formula for water?i
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.i
TEACHER: What are you talking about?i
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.i
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TEACHER: Winnie,name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.i
WINNIE: Me!i
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TEACHER: Glen,why do you always get so dirty?i
GLEN: Well,I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.i
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TEACHER: Millie,give me a sentence starting with ' I. 'i
MILLIE: I is..i
TEACHER: No,Millie.....Always say,'I am.'i
MILLIE: All right...'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'i
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted it.Now,Louie,do you know why his father didn't punish him?i
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....i
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TEACHER: Now,Simon ,tell me frankly,do you say prayers before eating?i
SIMON: No sir,I don't have to,my Mom is good .i
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TEACHER: Clyde,your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?i
CLYDE : No,sir.It's the same dog.i
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TEACHER: Harold,what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?i
HAROLD: A teacher