computer jokes

[omo mazen]

what did the spider do inside the computer

it made a web page


2-where do computers go on vacation
the big apple

3-why did the witch buy a computer

she needed spellcheck

4- what do you call two websites that get married
the newlywebs

5 what did the boy computer say to the girl computer
you are the apple of my eye

6-what do computer couples fight about
who has to take out the trash
7-hwo do you complement a compter
you are looking chipper today

8-what did the prisoner do when he got a computer

he escaped

9- what is an astronaut,favorite place on a computer
the space bar

10-why did the computer sneeze
it had a virus