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English Literature Short stories, novels and poems... |
في حال وجود أي مواضيع أو ردود مُخالفة من قبل الأعضاء، يُرجى الإبلاغ عنها فورًا باستخدام أيقونة ( تقرير عن مشاركة سيئة )، و الموجودة أسفل كل مشاركة .
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2014-01-16, 11:33 | رقم المشاركة : 1 | ||||
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Short funny stories
بسم الله الرحمان الرحيم
السلام عليكم أقدم لكم مجموعة قصص قصيرة ومضحكة باللغة الإنجليزية القصة الأولى IT’S THE BUTCHER! An old woman was lonely. She decided to get a pet. She didn’t have much money so she went to a second hand pet shop. She saw many animals: a three legged cat, a dog without a tail, fish that could only swim backwards and a beautiful bird that could only say one thing, “Who is it?”. She decided to buy the bird. She bought a cage for her bird and went home. She put the bird by the door and went downtown to do some shopping. While she was gone, a man knocked on the door. “Who is it?” replied the parrot. “It’s the butcher,” he said. “Who is it?”, repeated the bird. “It’s the butcher,” said the man. “Who is it?” asked the parrot. “It’s the butcher!!,”, said the man angrily. “Who is it?” “It’s the butcher!!!!”, he screamed. “Who is it?” “It’s the butcher, the butcher, the butch...” Suddenly the butcher fell to the floor. He had had a heart attack. Later that day, the old woman came home and found the man laying on her doorstep. She opened her door and asked the parrot, “Who is it?” . The parrot replied, “It’s the butcher!” ترقبوا المزيد في الردود
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2014-01-16, 13:58 | رقم المشاركة : 2 | |||
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القصة الثانية
The Dog Linda Robinson was very thirsty and hungry so she went into a restaurant. There was an old woman in the cafe. She was sitting near the door at a table. At her feet, under the table, there was a small dog. Linda bought a glass of lemonade and some meat. She sat down at the table next to the old woman. The old woman sat quietly. She looked lonely. Linda decided to be kind and talk to the old woman. “It is very hot today.” she said. “Yes, but it is nice inside here.” replied the old woman. Linda looked at the dog and asked, “Does your dog like people.” The woman answered, “Oh! Yes! She loves people.” Linda wanted to give the dog some meat. So she asked, “ Does your dog like meat?” “They are his favourite food.” said the old lady. Linda was terribly afraid of dogs so she asked, “Does your dog bite?” The old woman smiled and said, “ NO! My dog is very tame. She is even afraid of cats!” Linda took some meat in her hand and reached under the table. She put it near the dog’s mouth. But the dog didn’t bite the meat, she bit her hand! Linda jumped up, spilling her lemonade. She screamed, “I thought you said, your dog didn’t bite.” The old woman looked at Linda and then at the dog. Then she said, “THAT’S NOT MY DOG!” |
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2014-01-16, 14:50 | رقم المشاركة : 3 | |||
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هل أعجبتكم القصص؟
ما زال عندي الكثير |
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2014-01-16, 14:53 | رقم المشاركة : 4 | |||
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في إنتظار ردودكم
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2014-01-17, 18:24 | رقم المشاركة : 5 | |||
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thank you so much |
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2014-01-17, 23:11 | رقم المشاركة : 6 | |||
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2014-01-19, 09:25 | رقم المشاركة : 7 | |||
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THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT |
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2014-01-19, 09:57 | رقم المشاركة : 8 | |||
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Je ne sais pas pourquoi quelque mots nets deviennent des étoiles |
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2014-01-19, 09:59 | رقم المشاركة : 9 | |||
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في القصة : 7 ********s تعني 7 لغات |
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2014-01-19, 14:13 | رقم المشاركة : 10 | |||
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The Salesman |
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2014-01-19, 14:33 | رقم المشاركة : 11 | |||
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Fish Tale It was a cold winter day when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a holein the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not to far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM!, a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish. The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one. This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time. He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?" To which the boy responded, "roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" The old man asked. Again the boy responded, "roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." "Look" said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying." So the boy spit into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!" |
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2014-01-20, 09:04 | رقم المشاركة : 12 | |||
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THE SHOPKEEPER
Once there was a shopkeeper named Mr. Park. He lived in New York and had had a small corner store for 45 years. He worked very hard, 16 hours every day and he never took a holiday. One day, his daughter arrived at the store and found Mr. Park lying on the floor. He had had a heart attack! She called 911 and he was rushed to the hospital. He survived and was very weak, resting in the hospital. A day later he awoke and slowly looked around his hospital room. He asked in a weak voice, “Are you there, my dear wife?” “Yes,” she replied “I am here my dearest.” Mr. Park asked, “Are you here, my oldest son?” “Yes, I am here.” replied his oldest son. “Are you here, my daughter?” Mr. Park asked in a faint voice. “Yes, father, I am here.” the daughter replied with a tear in her eye. “Are you here, my youngest son?” asked Mr. Park. “Yes, papa. I am here by your side.” said the baby of the family. Suddenly Mr. Park’s eyes grew big and threw off the bed covers and jumped up, screaming, “SO THEN, WHO IS WATCHING THE STORE!” |
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2014-01-20, 09:14 | رقم المشاركة : 13 | |||
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The Lion
One day a lion was walking through the jungle. He was young and very proud. He met a snake and said, “Who is the king of the jungle?” The snake said, “You are.” It did not make the lion angry and he smiled. Thirty metres later, he met a monkey and asked, “Monkey, Who is the king of the jungle?” The monkey said quickly, “You are.” The lion smiled and continued on his way. Next, the lion met a crocodile. He stopped and asked the crocodile, “Who is the king of the jungle?” The crocodile didn’t answer so the lion roared very loudly. “WHO IS THE KING OF THE JUNGLE?” The crocodile answered quickly, “You are.” The lion was satisfied and said, “Next time, answer quickly or I will eat you!” Finally, the lion met an elephant. He stopped, looked angrily at the elephant and asked, “Elephant, who is king of the jungle?” The elephant picked up the lion with his trunk and dropped him to the ground. The elephant kicked the lion and then jumped on top of him. The lion was very surprised and hurt. He got up, shook the dirt off and shouted, “YOU DON’T HAVE TO GET ANGRY JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER!” |
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2014-01-20, 09:18 | رقم المشاركة : 14 | |||
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PICASSO (A True Story)
One day, a famous art collector was having a party. He had many famous paintings on his walls. He saw one man studying his favourite painting which was above his fireplace. He said to the man, “This is a real Picasso.”. The man shook his head. He said, “I am an art expert. This definitely isn’t a real Picasso. It is a fake.” The art collector was shocked. He called up his agent and asked to have a personal appointment with Picasso. The meeting was arranged and he flew to Paris. He went directly to Picasso’s studio and after climbing the stairs, knocked on the door. Picasso shouted, “Come in!”. Picasso was busy painting a large painting. He quickly looked over his shoulder and asked, “What is it? I’m busy.” The art collector said, “Mr. Picasso I only have one quick question. Can you please look at this painting and tell me if it is a fake?” Picasso looked over his shoulder at it and quickly snapped, “It is a fake”. The collector thanked Picasso and left. One year later, the collector returned to Picasso’s studio. He walked up the stairs and knocked on the door. Picasso was busy painting and he angrily asked, “What is it?!” The art collector said, “Picasso, sorry to interrupt but I have just one question. Can you look at this painting and tell me if it is a fake?” Picasso looked over his shoulder and quickly replied, “It is a fake!” The man was shocked, he said, “It can’t be! I was here last year and saw you, yourself, painting this very painting!Picasso turned around and said, “Sometimes I paint fakes. |
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2014-01-26, 16:44 | رقم المشاركة : 15 | |||
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نريد المزييييييييد |
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الكلمات الدلالية (Tags) |
funny, short, stories |
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المشاركات المنشورة تعبر عن وجهة نظر صاحبها فقط، ولا تُعبّر بأي شكل من الأشكال عن وجهة نظر إدارة المنتدى
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