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في حال وجود أي مواضيع أو ردود مُخالفة من قبل الأعضاء، يُرجى الإبلاغ عنها فورًا باستخدام أيقونة ( تقرير عن مشاركة سيئة )، و الموجودة أسفل كل مشاركة .
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2012-08-10, 19:19 | رقم المشاركة : 1 | ||||
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۩˙·٠• true defenitions ۩˙·٠•
School: A place where father pays and Son plays Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters Divorce: Future tense of Marriage Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece Dictionary : A place where success comes before work Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on Father : A banker provided by nature Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together Experience: The name men give to their mistakes Atomic Bomb : An invention to end all inventions Philosopher : A fool who Speaks about Everything, yet he doesn't know anything
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2012-08-10, 22:00 | رقم المشاركة : 2 | |||
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hhhhhhh good one amel hhhhhhh |
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2012-08-10, 22:40 | رقم المشاركة : 3 | |||
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thank you for passing by, you really made me happy
so are you gonna be a doctor?? that's cool cuz I'm gonna be a dentist, as far as I know, people get freaked out just as the idea of visiting a dentist is being mentioned hhhhh, that's so true by the way, don't even try to apply the idea of this definition, I know you're crazy and you'll do it hhhhh just kidding |
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2012-08-12, 09:48 | رقم المشاركة : 4 | ||||
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wow Amel you are gaonna be a great dentist yeah may be people get freaked out of mentioning visiting dentists but sooner they will realise that toothache is more horrible and they'll see dentist as heroes cuz they can kill their pain hhhh -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hhhhhhhhh i'm crazy about anything but money hhhhhh iit has an evil power hhhhhhh |
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2012-08-11, 10:15 | رقم المشاركة : 5 | |||
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HI friends |
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2012-08-11, 12:26 | رقم المشاركة : 6 | |||
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loooooooooooool
they r so funny that i got tired of laughing n smiling good one Nine, thank u |
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2012-08-12, 09:56 | رقم المشاركة : 7 | ||||
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but i really would love to see you visiting me to drink tea or coffee not for an illness b3id echar 3lik May Allah keeps you allways healthy and protect you and make allways happy |
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2012-08-12, 10:26 | رقم المشاركة : 8 | ||||
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it's so kind of u yeah why not I'll come to c u whenever I have the opportuinity but be sure I'lln't come alone ^^ with my future hasband LOl at that time may I found u cuddeling ur cute little baby hehehe Funny is n't it hehehehehe |
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2012-08-12, 10:35 | رقم المشاركة : 9 | ||||
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not alone hein hhhhhh i really wanna see that lucky man hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh as for me i'm not planing not because i can't it's because i don't want to any way you know i'm crazy hhhhh |
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2012-08-11, 14:34 | رقم المشاركة : 10 | |||
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hhhhhhhhhhhh,i like it so much |
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2012-08-11, 16:40 | رقم المشاركة : 11 | |||||
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happy that you liked all of them it's true that we're friends but when it comes to job,I ''ll never treat you for free, you have to pay just like everyone else hhhhhhhh, I'm kidding اقتباس:
thanks for passing by my twin it's really kind from you hello our new sister and to you between us
thanks |
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2012-08-12, 10:02 | رقم المشاركة : 12 | |||
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[QUOTE=amel nina;11158090] happy that you liked all of them it's true that we're friends but when it comes to job,I ''ll never treat you for free, you have to pay just like everyone else hhhhhhhh, I'm kidding Ok here is a crazy thought of mine I'll treat freinds and poor people for free and i'll double the bill for rich for poor people it will be like taking from the rich and giving to the poor and i'm gonna be like Robin Hood |
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2012-08-12, 17:23 | رقم المشاركة : 13 | |||||
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you turned out to be a very understanding and kind doctor, hhhh unlike me who will be a big disaster in medecine world |
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2012-08-11, 17:40 | رقم المشاركة : 14 | |||
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Lol |
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2012-08-12, 10:07 | رقم المشاركة : 15 | ||||
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اقتباس:
you'll leave again my lovely waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3 waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3 i'm crying like a baby yeah the "memoire and stuff i know but it will be easy for you in shaa Allah i'll be always prying for you hun and you know the forum is nothing without you and that i'll be missing you and that i will always love you |
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۩˙·٠•, defenitions, true |
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