۩˙·٠• true defenitions ۩˙·٠•

[amel nina]

School: A place where father pays and Son plays

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Father : A banker provided by nature

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes

Atomic Bomb : An invention to end all inventions

Philosopher : A fool who Speaks about Everything, yet he doesn't know anything

[Black_Poison]

hhhhhhh good one amel hhhhhhh
so true and so funny hhhhhhh
and this :

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

is a warning for me as a future doctor
hhhhhhhh

[amel nina]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Black_Poison

hhhhhhh good one amel hhhhhhh
so true and so funny hhhhhhh
and this :

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

is a warning for me as a future doctor
hhhhhhhh

thank you for passing by, you really made me happy

so are you gonna be a doctor?? that's cool cuz I'm gonna be a dentist, as far as I know, people get freaked out just as the idea of visiting a dentist is being mentioned hhhhh, that's so true

by the way, don't even try to apply the idea of this definition, I know you're crazy and you'll do it hhhhh just kidding

[Black_Poison]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة amel nina

thank you for passing by, you really made me happy

so are you gonna be a doctor?? that's cool cuz I'm gonna be a dentist, as far as I know, people get freaked out just as the idea of visiting a dentist is being mentioned hhhhh, that's so true

by the way, don't even try to apply the idea of this definition, I know you're crazy and you'll do it hhhhh just kidding

yeah i'm a doc (after 5 more years
wow Amel you are gaonna be a great dentist

yeah may be people get freaked out of mentioning visiting dentists
but sooner they will realise that toothache is more horrible
and they'll see dentist as heroes cuz they can kill their pain hhhh
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hhhhhhhhh i'm crazy about anything but money hhhhhh
iit has an evil power hhhhhhh

[Hillin]

HI friends
That's good ones dear Nina
I liked them all without any exceptions
coz I found them so funny
^^
hey,WM don't forget me when u 'll be a doctor
We're friends,u remember
^^
lu too Nina
Wow every thing would be for 'Free"no money has to be waste,medicines as bonus
Great
^^

[Hind_dz]

loooooooooooool

they r so funny that i got tired of laughing n smiling



good one Nine, thank u

[Black_Poison]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hillin

HI friends
That's good ones dear Nina
I liked them all without any exceptions
coz I found them so funny
^^
hey,WM don't forget me when u 'll be a doctor
We're friends,u remember
^^
lu too Nina
Wow every thing would be for 'Free"no money has to be waste,medicines as bonus
Great
^^

Of course sweet heart i never forget my friends even when it comes to serious situation
but i really would love to see you visiting me to drink tea or coffee
not for an illness b3id echar 3lik
May Allah keeps you allways healthy and protect you and make allways happy

[Hillin]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Black_Poison

Of course sweet heart i never forget my friends even when it comes to serious situation
but i really would love to see you visiting me to drink tea or coffee
not for an illness b3id echar 3lik
May Allah keeps you allways healthy and protect you and make allways happy

Ohhh honey
it's so kind of u
yeah
why not
I'll come to c u whenever I have the opportuinity
but be sure I'lln't come alone
^^
with my future hasband
LOl
at that time may I found u cuddeling ur cute little baby
hehehe
Funny is n't it
hehehehehe

[Black_Poison]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hillin

Ohhh honey
it's so kind of u
yeah
why not
I'll come to c u whenever I have the opportuinity
but be sure I'lln't come alone
^^
with my future hasband
LOl
at that time may I found u cuddeling ur cute little baby
hehehe
Funny is n't it
hehehehehe

hhhhh i really want that to happen



not alone hein hhhhhh i really wanna see that lucky man
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



as for me i'm not planing not because i can't
it's because i don't want to

any way you know i'm crazy
hhhhh

[english2013]

hhhhhhhhhhhh,i like it so much

[amel nina]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hillin

HI friends
That's good ones dear Nina
I liked them all without any exceptions
coz I found them so funny
^^
hey,WM don't forget me when u 'll be a doctor
We're friends,u remember
^^
lu too Nina
Wow every thing would be for 'Free"no money has to be waste,medicines as bonus
Great
^^

happy that you liked all of them

it's true that we're friends but when it comes to job,I ''ll never treat you for free, you have to pay just like everyone else hhhhhhhh, I'm kidding

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hind_dz

loooooooooooool

they r so funny that i got tired of laughing n smiling



good one Nine, thank u

thanks for passing by my twin

it's really kind from you

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة english2013

hhhhhhhhhhhh,i like it so much

hello our new sister and to you between us

thanks

[Black_Poison]

[QUOTE=amel nina;11158090]

happy that you liked all of them

it's true that we're friends but when it comes to job,I ''ll never treat you for free, you have to pay just like everyone else hhhhhhhh, I'm kidding

Ok here is a crazy thought of mine
I'll treat freinds and poor people for free
and i'll double the bill for rich for poor people
it will be like taking from the rich and giving to the poor
and i'm gonna be like Robin Hood

[amel nina]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Black_Poison

Of course sweet heart i never forget my friends even when it comes to serious situation
but i really would love to see you visiting me to drink tea or coffee
not for an illness b3id echar 3lik
May Allah keeps you allways healthy and protect you and make allways happy

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Black_Poison

Ok here is a crazy thought of mine
I'll treat freinds and poor people for free
and i'll double the bill for rich for poor people
it will be like taking from the rich and giving to the poor
and i'm gonna be like Robin Hood

you turned out to be a very understanding and kind doctor, hhhh unlike me who will be a big disaster in medecine world

[Hillin]

Lol
and I was thinking that our friendship would last forever
heheheheheh
don't take it seriously
coz
it would Inchaa Allah
I really missed talking to you darling
u,ur twins,and White milk
but as y know friends i'm liitle busy and worried about the next year
it would be the last year for me at university
and I've to think about "memoire"l
thus i may leave the club for a while
dear friends

[Black_Poison]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hillin

Lol
and I was thinking that our friendship would last forever
heheheheheh
don't take it seriously
coz
it would Inchaa Allah
I really missed talking to you darling
u,ur twins,and White milk
but as y know friends i'm liitle busy and worried about the next year
it would be the last year for me at university
and I've to think about "memoire"l
thus i may leave the club for a while
dear friends

No Way
you'll leave again my lovely
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3
i'm crying like a baby
yeah the "memoire and stuff i know
but it will be easy for you in shaa Allah
i'll be always prying for you hun

and you know the forum is nothing without you
and that i'll be missing you
and that i will always love you