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spy4me · 2011-02-12, 21:15

here are some jokes enjoy and tell me your feelings

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she
hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What
happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher
entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill
and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said
the teacher, "When I was your age I
didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher
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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son.
How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday
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A: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
B: I think you are pretty ugly.
NOTE: pretty ugly = very ugly
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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday

Note: DO NOT LEAVE WITHOUT A COMMENT."

Glee · 2011-02-13, 13:53

LMFAO LOOOOOL
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday
Thanxxx

هناء البال · 2011-02-13, 18:46

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son.
How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday

thanks a looooooooot

عفة روح · 2011-02-14, 14:18

~~90210~~ · 2011-02-22, 13:38

that was sooooooooooooooooooo funny
thanks

GINNA · 2011-02-24, 21:26

what can I say very funny jokes
thank u because you made me happy

ranou95 · 2011-02-25, 15:50

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's verry funny good job i loved those jokes !!!!!!!!!

تفـღـآؤل ツ وردٍ✿ · 2011-03-02, 15:33

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son.
How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next
Wednesday

really funny

Thank you