really funny jokes (if you get them, you're good at mathes )hh

[.kiki]

peace and blessing of ALLAH be upon you brothers and sisters

how are you doing? insh'ALLAH you're prepared for going back to school hihi (bet this question got you mad.. if didn't get you out of the page khlas hh)

so maybe you don't know this about me.. but I'm math fan... i'm studying it this year insh'ALLAH
and unlike most people... I think math can be fun ^^ hh

so I collected these beautiful math jokes for you guys




A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. (Charles R Darwin)



I do not think -- therefore I am not.

Here is the illustration of this principle:
One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?". Descartes replied, "I think not.", and promptly vanished.



A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.



An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel.
The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water and douses the fire. He goes back to bed.
Later, the physicist wakes up and smells smoke. He opens his door and sees a fire in the hallway. He walks down the hall to a fire hose and after calculating the flame velocity, distance, water pressure, trajectory, etc. extinguishes the fire with the minimum amount of water and energy needed.
Later, the mathematician wakes up and smells smoke. He goes to the hall, sees the fire and then the fire hose. He thinks for a moment and then exclaims, "Ah, a solution exists!" and then goes back to bed.

A physicist and a mathematician are sitting in a faculty lounge. Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and leap towards the sink, filled the bucket with water and puts out the fire. Second day, the same two sit in the same lounge. Again, the coffee machine catches on fire. This time, the mathematician stands up, got a bucket, hands the bucket to the physicist, thus reducing the problem to a previously solved one.



A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes they reappeared together with a third person.
- They have multiplied, said the biologist.
- Oh no, an error in measurement, the physicist sighed.
- If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again, the mathematician concluded.

A mathematician is asked to design a table. He first designs a table with no legs. Then he designs a table with infinitely many legs. He spend the rest of his life generalizing the results for the table with N legs (where N is not necessarily a natural number). hh




A mathematician belives nothing until it is proven
A physicist believes everything until it is proven wrong
A chemist doesn't care
biologist doesn't understand the question.



A math professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.



A lecturer tells some students to learn the phone-book by heart.
The mathematicians are baffled: `By heart? You kidding?'
The physics-students ask: `Why?'
The engineers sigh: `Do we have to?'
The chemistry-students ask: `Till next Monday?'
The accounting-students (scribbling): `Till tomorrow?'
The laws-students answer: `We already have.'
The medicine-students ask: `Should we start on the Yellow Pages?'


"Do you love your math more than me?"
"Of course not, dear - I love you much more."
"Then prove it!"
"OK... Let R be the set of all lovable objects..."

Theorems

Interesting Theorem:
All positive integers are interesting.
Proof:
Assume the contrary. Then there is a lowest non-interesting positive integer. But, hey, that's pretty interesting! A contradiction.

Boring Theorem:
All positive integers are boring.
Proof:
Assume the contrary. Then there is a lowest non-boring positive integer. Who cares!


There really are only two types of people in the world, those that DON'T
DO MATH, and those that take care of them.


Salary Theorem
The less you know, the more you make.
Proof:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money .
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

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Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.

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Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].hh
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How do you prove in three steps that a sheet of paper is a lazy dog?
1. A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.
2. An inclined plane is a slope up.
3. A slow pup is a lazy dog.

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[.kiki]

One day a mathematician decides that he is sick of math. So, he walks down to the fire department and announces that he wants to become a fireman.

The fire chief says, “Well, you look like a good guy. I’d be glad to hire you, but first I have to give you a little test.”
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The fire chief takes the mathematician to the alley behind the fire department which contains a dumpster, a spigot, and a hose. The chief then says, “OK, you’re walking in the alley and you see the dumpster here is on fire. What do you do?”


The mathematician replies, “Well, I hook up the hose to the spigot, turn the water on, and put out the fire.”

The chief says, “That’s great… perfect. Now I have to ask you just one more question. What do you do if you’re walking down the alley and you see the dumpster is not on fire?”

The mathematician puzzles over the question for a while and he finally says, “I light the dumpster on fire.”

The chief yells, “What? That’s horrible! Why would you light the dumpster on fire?”

The mathematician replies, “Well, that way I reduce the problem to one I’ve already solved.”



hope you guys enjoyed ^^

peace

[akrabaddz]

too bad that i hate math hhhhhhhhh
didnt get the jokes ehheheheh

[miss.cool]

hhhhhhhhhh
really funny
but hey i hate maths too
but lovesdthat funny topic

i didnt read the second part i will do that

just wanted to say that part 1 was sooo cooool


peace

[.kiki]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة miss.cool

hhhhhhhhhh
really funny
but hey i hate maths too
but lovesdthat funny topic

i didnt read the second part i will do that

just wanted to say that part 1 was sooo cooool


peace

oh hey missy.. what's up
missed your interactions

^^ glad you find it funny.... many people make mathes jokes just because they hate it hhh guess this is exactly why you thought it was fun

thanx for passing by, sis, take care

peace

[.kiki]

too bad indeed.. thanx for dropping by anyway
^^
peace

[.kiki]

[Black_Poison]

Peace and blessing of Allah be upon you sister
it's been a looooooooooooooooooong time darling
you are missed
but i see that you are busy in the Islamic forum
so may Allah help you and be your guide all the way


the jokes were lol
i can mention what i like most cuz they are all funny
i love maths and i find physics more fun
but my destiny was in medecine hhhhhh
contradiction between maths and biologie
my classmates memorize like parrots and i hate that
cuz i'm more like athinker
i understand things i can't memorise them


sra3tak bel hadra hhhhhhh
aya peace sister

[.kiki]

hhhhh hey BP... ma sra3tini ma walou.. i'm used of medecine students' talk don't worry hh my friends are in your same case
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yeah i've been in the islamic section for quite the whole time.. but I'm always checking out the news here.. never totally gone.. just hovering like a guost hihi
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I really miss you friend, are you doing okey?

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where are those days when we all used to meet and play that game together.. the one we put a word starting with the same letter that the previous one ends with.. I can't remember its name.. see I'm not a medecine student I have a terrible memory hihihi

( I bet you're saying it's her who's being too talkative)
anyway
so glad to see you around sis... looking forward next meeting

peace^^

[Black_Poison]

math's people can talk wow hhhhhhh
you can talk more han ido lol
just kidding you know
yeah i remember how much fun we used to have in the words game
and say something you know about the person above
it was spring vacation
and i was addicted on internet ²hhhhh
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for my issues they never ends but i'm getting a little help
so i'm not alone any more
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best wishes for you dearest
PS; sissy is a bad word

[.kiki]

emmm, I didn't know it is... so i won't use it again! thanks for noting
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so you're saying you're no longer addicted on internet ? hh

[Black_Poison]

i'm still addicted on the forum
but there is a lack
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i used to be connected till 4;00am
hhhhhhh
it was crazy

[.kiki]

God! I always get like "wha..!?" when I here that people stay till 4 am... i just can't let go sleeping.. even one hour would for me... but no sleeping till 4? no.. that's beyond my little power

[Black_Poison]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i can live without sleeping hhh
but it helps me a lot with studies
medecine needs vampires to handle it hhhhh
but in the morning i walk like a zombie hhhh
coffee helps me not sleeping in the morning

[.kiki]

hhh and that's one of the many reasons God didn't want me to study medecine for.. thanks to Him.. I wouldn't have been able to handle it at all

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