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A jobless man - Funny

 
 
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قديم 2008-12-04, 21:44   رقم المشاركة : 1
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افتراضي A jobless man - Funny




A jobless man

A jobless man
applied for the position of "office boy"
at Microsoft

The HR manager interviewed him
then watched him cleaning the floor as a test
"You are employed" he said
"Give me your e-mail address
and I'll send you the application to fill in
as well as date when you may start"

The man replied
"But I don't have a computer
neither an email

"I'm sorry", said the HR manager
"If you don't have an email
that means you do not exist
And who doesn't exist
cannot have the job

The man left with no hope at all
He didn't know what to do
with only $10 in his pocket
He then decided to go to the supermarket
and buy a 10Kg tomato crate
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round
In less than two hours
he succeeded to double his capital
He repeated the operation three times
and returned home with $60

The man realized that he can survive by this way
and started to go everyday earlier
and return late
Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday

Shortly, he bought a cart
then a truck, then he had his own fleet
of delivery vehicles
5 years later, the man is one of the
biggest food retailers in the US
He started to plan his family's future
and decided to have a life insurance
He called an insurance broker
and chose a protection plan
When the conversation was concluded
the broker asked him his email

The man replied
I don't have an email
The broker answered
curiously
You don't have an email
and yet have succeeded to build an empire
Can you imagine what you could have been
if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied
Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft

Moral of the story

M1-
Internet /email is not the solution to your life

M2-
If you don't have internet / email
and work hard
you can be a millionaire

M3-
If you received this message by email
you are probably
already an office boy/girl and
not any close to
being a Billionaire

Have a great day

P.S
Don't send this email back to me
I' m closing my email & going
to sell tomatoes









 


قديم 2008-12-05, 16:45   رقم المشاركة : 2
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أم بدر الدين
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افتراضي

Fantastic;i really enjoyed it
God bless you for this nice story which gives us hope and courage










 


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