Can you answer these questions

[Noraaa]

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o I’ve seclected them from a long list
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o Why isn't phonetics spelled phonetically?
o What's another word for synonym?
o Why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?
o Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
o Is it possible to be "totally partial?"
o Would a fly that loses its wings be called a "walk?"
o If a turtle loses its ****l is it naked or homeless?
o If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
o If people can have triplets and quadruplets why not singlets and doublets?
o I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where is the self-help section?" She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
o Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
o Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
o Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
o Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
o If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
o If flying is so safe, why is the airport called 'terminal'?
Authors: Some are from George Carlin and Stephen Wright; others are unknown
Contributors: Wanda Wilson & John Masher


I didn’t understand this one
o Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

[أم بدر الدين]

Well things can't be explained like that and some are so hard to explain and others are so real that you can't say any thing
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

[tlemceni]

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny

be funny and you won't risk being eaten by the cannibals.

[smart]

Its true that you can't explain them
funny questions with no answers