A family was having a dinner and one of their daughter started telling a story.
Daughter: on my way back from school, I saw dad with a girl...
Father: shut up ! Don't talk with food in your mouth...
Mother: No, no, no, let her talk...
Daughter: Dad went into the bush, I followed them, they started kissing and he undressed her and then...
Mother: and then what happened baby ? I will get you a box of chocolates.
Daughter: they started doing what you do with uncle Peru when dad is not around.
Mother: shut up ! Your dad has told you not to talk with food in your mouth you stupìd child...